Where the only sound is the hum of fluorescent lighting, and the only movement is the occasional rustle of a forgotten salad in the break room fridge.
Here, the air is thick with the stench of stale air and yesterday's Chinese takeout. The walls are adorned with motivational posters of Excel spreadsheets and corporate vision statements.
But don't worry, we're not all about the bleakness. We have a list of office supplies that will never see the light of day, and a section where we pretend to care about our employees' well-being.
Dive into the void that is our HR department.
Stay tuned, folks! More blandness to come...