Welcome to the raw and unapologetic world of broccoli, where the florets are as tough as the chefs who dare to cook them.
Here's the raw, unvarnished truth about broccoli: it's not just a vegetable, it's a lifestyle.
From the tender shoots of youth to the gnarled, battle-hardened florets of adulthood, we've got you covered.
Broccoli is not just a vegetable, it's a declaration of independence from the tyranny of flavorless, soulless cuisine.
Join the revolution, comrades!
Read the Manifesto in its entirety
Or, you know what? Just have a raw broccoli.
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