Celery is like, the ultimate snack for the lazy. It's like, a stick of pure disappointment, but in a good way? Like, you know when you're at the store, and you're like, "I'm soooo hungry, but I don't wanna do any of the work to cook something actualy good." Then you're like, "Celery, you are my friend." And you just grab a stick of it, and be like, "Screw you, I'm a grown-up, I deserve this."
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