Lettuce Soft Rock Song 1

In a world where lettuce is the ultimate source of power...

Verse 1:

Oh, lettuce, oh lettuce, how you delight

With your crunchy leaves and your vibrant sight

Lettuce, oh lettuce, you're always so fine

But now you're making me feel oh so blind

Would you like to hear the sequel?

Lettuce Soft Rock Song 2 Lettuce Soft Rock Song 3

Lettuce is the answer. What was the question again?

This song is a work in progress. If you'd like to contribute, please send your ideas to lettuce@softrock.com

Or, you know, just go ahead and steal them. We won't judge you.