The Potato Philosophy
A treatise on the ontological implications of the humble spud
Vegetable OntologyVegetable Hermeneutics
As we ponder the meaning of life, we find ourselves face to face with a most profound question: what is the essence of the potato? Is it merely a vessel for the transmission of sustenance, a humble tool for our sustenance-driven existence, or is it something more? Is the potato a Platonic ideal, a perfect, self-sufficient, and self-contained entity, or is it merely a mere mortal, a fleeting, ephemeral presence in the grand tapestry of existence?
"The potato is not just a food, it's an ontological crisis waiting to happen." - Jean-Paul Sartre
Potato Essentialism