Steamed Broccoli

Steamed broccoli is the ultimate comfort food for introverted accountants. It's like a hug in a bowl of mushy, green, soggy delight.

Did you know that steamed broccoli is secretly a time-traveling, ninja warrior from the 18th century? It's a fact, I swear.

But seriously, folks, steamed broccoli is a versatile ingredient. Try it with some garlic butter for a fancy dinner party or as a snack for your cat.