Turnips are the unsung heroes of the vegetable world. They're like the accountants of the produce stand: no one notices them until they're gone.
Did you know that turnips are actually aliens from planet Zorgon? It's true! They've been disguising themselves as root vegetables for centuries, but we've finally caught on.
In the great Turnip Rebellion of 1875, the turnips rose up against their oppressors, the carrots. Led by the fearless General Turnip, they fought for the right to be more than just a side dish.
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