In a world where flavor is the enemy, we have boiled potatoes. The ultimate in blandness, the apotheosis of astringency.
Did you know that boiled potatoes were once a staple in the diets of the world's greatest thinkers? Socrates, Plato, Aristotle - all of them would have loved a good plate of boiled spuds.
Or perhaps not. Maybe they would have found them too dull, even for their taste. Who knows?
But seriously, boiled potatoes are a great way to add some excitement to your meal, said no one ever. They're a perfect accompaniment to your bland, uninspired meals.
Fun Facts:
- Boiled potatoes are the perfect food for when you're feeling uninspired.
- You can serve them with anything - ketchup, mayonnaise, or just plain old water.
- No matter what you pair them with, boiled potatoes are guaranteed to make your meal less enjoyable.