Bland Vegetables

Subpage 1: The Most Boring Salad Toppings

Subpage 2: The Uninspiring Stir Fry Sauce Options

Subpage 3: The Unremarkable Roasted Vegetable Recipes

Lettuce Songs

Lettuce Metal Song 1

In a world where vegetables have taken over the world, they've decided to form a band.

The lead singer, a wise and venerable head of romaine, croons into the mic:

"We are the lettuce, the kings of this kitchen, our leaves are crunchy, our taste is a sin."