Lettuce, the most majestic of vegetables, has a rich history dating back to the dawn of time.
It's said that lettuce was first discovered in the depths of the Amazon rainforest, where it was worshiped by ancient civilizations.
Lettuce was known for its crunchy texture and its ability to make any dish taste like a million bucks.
But little do people know, lettuce has a secret life as a rap sensation.