Lettuce Soul

A Collection of Lamentable Songs About Lettuce

1. "Lettuce is My Heart's Desire"

A melancholy ballad about the fleeting nature of a crisp head of lettuce.

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2. "The Lettuce Waltz of Sadness"

A somber waltz about the crushing despair of lettuce that's gone bad.

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3. "Lettuce: The Unrequited Love of the Kitchen Island"

A bittersweet tale of unrequited love for the leafy green that's always just out of reach.

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