The existential crisis of being a small, green, round vegetable. Are you more than just a mere accompaniment to a ham and cheese sandwich prophets often find themselves lost in the vast expanse of pea-filled despair. But fear not, for you have found the one true answer in this, the Pea-Philosophy.
It's all about the pea-pective of existence, and the inevitability of being mashed.
Visit our sister page, Carrot Ontology, for more existential musings on the carrot.
Or, if you will, the Broccoli Bureaucracy for a taste of the absurd.