The Order of the Radish Regalia

WELCOME, RADIUS MAXIMUS.

A secret society of radish connoisseurs, united in our pursuit of the crunchiest, most majestic radish.

Our order has protected the radish's sacred honor for centuries, ever vigilant against the scourge of the Mild Sprouts and their ilk.

Join us, and partake in the ancient rituals of the radish initiation, including but not limited to:

• The Radish Oath of the Golden Seedling
• The Rite of the Crunching Blade
• The Dark Arts of Radish Pairing

Don't let the Pious Peas get you down. Join us, and together we shall rule the vegetable kingdom!

Or, you know, just come for the free radish-themed cake.