Subpage 5: The Most Unremarkable of the Bland Vegetable Family

Here you are, in the depths of the Bland Vegetable family tree. You're not even sure how you got here, but here you are. Congratulations.

Subpage 6: The Bare Minimum of the Bland Vegetable Family Subpage 7: The Utterly Uninspired of the Bland Vegetable Family

Good luck finding your way out of this existential crisis, I guess.

Or, if you're just here for the free Wi-Fi, you can head back to Subpage 4: The Mildly Disappointing.