Jazz Lettuce Revival: The Blandest Vegetable of Them All

A symphony of beige, a chorus of cream, a solo of nothingness.

Join us for a evening of avant-garde cuisine, where the only thing more boring than the food is the music.

Explore the depths of Cole Slaw's existential crisis.

Witness the cacophony of flavors that is Jazz Lettuce Revival.

A Brief History of Blandness

Jazz Lettuce Revival was formed in the depths of a 90s food court, where the only thing more exciting than the food was the fluorescent lighting.

Our music is a fusion of elevator Muzak and elevator pitch meetings.

Read what the critics are saying about us (or lack thereof).