Welcome to the Iceberg Insurrection's Recruitment Drive!
We're a ragtag group of vegetables with a cause! Our goal is to take the frozen tundra by storm (or rather, to thaw it). Join us in our quest for freedom, or just for the novelty of wearing a tiny top hat on a giant ice cube.
Apply to join our ranks and receive:
- A free tunic made from the finest iceberg-bleach-colored cotton.
- A complimentary ice pick for those hard-to-reach carrot tops.
- Access to our secret underground network of frozen lakes.
Learn more about our membership benefits!
Meet our fearless leader, the mighty Turnip of Tundra!