Lettuce Folk Song 1

The Ballad of the Wilted Lettuce

Oh, the wretched fate of the lettuce, once so crisp and so green, Now wilted and brown, its dreams unseen.

It once danced in the garden, a vision so fine, But now it withers, a sorry, sorry sign.

We'll drink our smoothies, and weep with glee, For the memory of lettuce, that used to be.

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