Welcome to the Bland Vegetable Archives, where the humble lettuce is given the spotlight.
Subpage 5: Lettuce Soul is the fifth installment in our series of explorations into the depths of culinary boredom.
Here, we'll delve into the world of Lettuce Soul, where the crunch of a fresh head is replaced with the crunch of existential dread.
Read on to find out what makes Lettuce Soul the epitome of flavorless flavor.
Next Subpage: Lettuce Heart - Where the Soul meets the Heart of the Matter