History of Lettuce-Soul
In a world where lettuce was the ultimate bland vegetable, the soul of a thousand lettuces merged into a being of pure, unadulterated blandness.
Lettuce-Soul, as it was known, was feared and revered equally by the people who dared to eat it.
But little did they know, Lettuce-Soul was not just a vegetable, but a portal to a dimension of infinite blandness.
And so, the adventure begins.