Welcome to the Pea Jokes page, where the jokes are as flat as the peas on our plate. We've got a whole bunch of them, but don't expect too much laughter.
Here are some pea jokes, because you asked for them:
- Why did the pea go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little green.
- What did the pea say when it got stepped on? Nothing, because it was too busy being mashed.
- Why did the pea go to the party? Because it was an awesome pea-bilation.
- Why did the pea get kicked out of the bar? Because it was making too many bean jokes.
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