PEA SALAD OF DESPAIR

A recipe so vile, it'll make you question the very fabric of society.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of wilted peas
• 2 cups of stale bread
• 1/4 cup of despair
• 1/4 cup of regret

Instructions:

1. Mix the peas with the bread until they're just as miserable as you are.
2. Add the despair and regret, stirring until they're fully incorporated.
3. Serve in a bowl and contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.

Subpages:

• PEA BISQUE OF DESOLATION
• PEA SOUP OF DESPAIR