Bean Thievery Gear

A page of unassuming proportions, where the art of stealing beans is taken very seriously.

The Great Bean Heist of 2022

We're still trying to figure out who stole all those beans. If you have any information, please contact Whistleblower 1 or Whistleblower 2.

Or, you know, just go ahead and follow our lead and try to steal some beans yourself. We won't judge.

Our Suggestion: Steal More Beans!

Because, why not? It's not like the beans are going to grow on trees or anything.

Check out our Stealing Tips for some expert advice on how to swipe those beans like a pro.