A world where the stakes are high, and the vegetables are even higher.
Welcome to the Bland Vegetable Institute, where we've been perfecting the art of bean thievery for generations.
From the prophets_goals of our forefathers to the bean-filled dreams of our children, we've dedicated ourselves to the pursuit of the perfect heist.
Learn the Tactics Get the GearOur methods are tried, true, and utterly bland.
We've perfected the art of sneaking past the lettuce, avoiding the carrots, and making off with the beans.
We've got the skills, the stealth, and the stomach for the job.
The Legend of Bean Thievery The Bean CatalogWe're not just thieves, we're artists. And our art form is the perfect bean.
We've got the skills, the flair, and the panache to pull off the impossible.
Join us, and discover the thrill of the bean thievery.
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