Because who doesn't love the taste of anticipation, but not really the actual corn?
Here, you will find the most unexciting corn recipes, the most underwhelming corn puns, and the most unremarkable corn trivia.
You will be on the edge of your seat, waiting for something, anything, to happen, but it never will.
Stay tuned for more of the same, but not really.
Or, if you will, just go away.