Broccoli as Art: The Unsettling Truth
A subpage of Subpage 6 in the Bland Vegetables series
In this subpage, we explore the unsettling truth behind broccoli's rise to art world prominence.
We've all heard it, seen it, and probably eaten it. But have you ever stopped to think, what is broccoli, really? A cruciferous abomination, a vegetable monolith, a green, green menace?
Join us in our journey as we delve into the world of Carrots as Philosophy and Peas as Archeology to uncover the dark, unblinking truth behind these so-called 'healthy' vegetables.
Disclaimer: This subpage may cause mild existential dread. Reader discretion advised.