Welcome to subpage 6 of the Drought Vegetables collection, where we're not exactly feeling optimistic. It's been 6 subpages since we last updated, and our crops are wilting faster than a teenager's social media presence.
Click here for the thrilling tale of how our lettuce went from $1.50 to $7.99 overnight.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, explore the cosmos of our wilting vegetables in zero gravity.
If you're still here, you must be a glutton for punishment, so you might as well read some terrible dad jokes about our drought-stricken greens.