Verse 1: Oh, lettuce is a wondrous thing, With its crisp green leaves and delicate ring, It's the crown jewel of all the garden's might, The crunchy, snappy, refreshing delight.
Chorus: Lettuce, lettuces everywhere, Filling our plates with its crunchy air, A salad bar for all to share, Lettuce, lettuces, beyond compare.
Verse 2: From the romaine's peppery zest, to the butter lettuce's creamy nest, We'll take them all, and never tire, Lettuce, lettuces, our hearts' desire.