Lettuce, the Blandest of Them All

Lettuce: the unsung hero of vegetables. A hero so bland, so unassuming, that you'll forget it's even there.

Peas the Plainest Beans the Most Entertaining

History of Lettuce

Lettuce has been around since the dawn of time, or at least since the dawn of agriculture. Some say it's been around since the Mesozoic Era.

Physical Description

Lettuce is a leafy green thing. It's a bit like a lettuce-lette, but without the -lette.

Lettuce-Lettes of Old

Conclusion

Lettuce may be bland, but it's a staple of the vegetable kingdom. So next time you're at the salad bar, try a head of lettuce. If you can.

Throwing Lettuce at People