Breaking News: Pea-gate Scandal Deepens
It's been 5 years since the original Pea-gate scandal rocked the world of bland vegetables. But the truth has come out: our sources close to the investigation confirm that it was more than just a simple case of over-salination.
Documents obtained by our team reveal a complex web of deceit and corruption that went all the way to the top of the Pea-gate hierarchy.
Stay tuned for our in-depth analysis and follow-up investigation, Pea-gate: The Sequel Continues.
