The Definitive Guide to Pea-in-a-Tea

Subpage 6: The Art of Not-Cooking

Peas. In tea. What could possibly go wrong?

Well, let's be real. Everything. But that's not the point. The point is, we're here to learn the art of not cooking peas in tea.

Step 1: Don't Add Salt or Sugar

Yes, it's tempting. But trust us, it's a slippery slope. Once you start adding flavorings, you'll be ruined for life.

Step 2: Don't Over-Steep

You'll end up like me - a shell of a man, stuck with a cup of bitter disappointment.

Step 3: Don't Use A Fancy Tea Infuser

What's the point of having a fancy tea infuser if you're just going to pour the tea directly onto the peas, anyway?

Step 4: Don't Stir the Tea (or Peas)

Just let the peas sit there, like a sad little island, untouched and unmoved. It's the perfect metaphor for life, really.

And that's it! With these simple steps, you too can join the ranks of the pea-in-a-tea elite. Don't say we didn't warn you...

Subpage 7: The Pea-in-a-Tea Revolution

Subpage 5: Pea-in-a-Tea: The Lost Era

Subpage 4: The Epic Tale of Pea-in-a-Tea

Subpage 3: The Legendary Pea-in-a-Tea

Subpage 2: The Prequel Sequel to Pea-in-a-Tea

Subpage 1: The Origins of Pea-in-a-Tea

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