prophets of old, the carrot cantata was a staple of the vegetable kingdom. It was a grand opera, a sweeping epic of orange-fleshed majesty, sung by the greatest performers of the land. But little did theyประก know, it was all just a facade, a thin layer of deceit covering the true horrors of the vegetable kingdom.

Carrot Cantata

The Carrot Cantata was a lie. A lie told by a king with a golden tooth, to keep the prophets in line. But we know the truth, don't we, dear reader?

Want to learn more about the Vegetable Kingdom's dirty secrets?

Click here for the Broccolli Ballet, a dance so divine, it'll make your eyes bleed.

Or, if you dare, visit the PEA-Souffle, where the prophets are fed to the pigs, and the pigs are fed to the chickens.