Celery is Optional, But Not Really, Because It's Just Better

Subpage 7: Celery is Optional is a revolutionary new movement in vegetable revolutionism. Because, let's be real, celery is the real MVP (Most Valuable Plant). It's like the hipster of vegetables - all the cool kids are into it, but you're like, "No, man, I'm over here in the produce aisle, eating actual food that's not just a stick with some sad, stringy bits on the end."

• Carrot Is a Dominant Force In Nature
• Tomato Juicing is a Thing
• Lettuce Is Actually a Salad Ingredient

But seriously, have you tried putting celery on a pizza? It's like the ultimate flavor bomb. Just don't @ me.