It started with a chance encounter in the produce stand. A humble pea from the garden of Peasville, Pea-rus, challenged Broccolius, a rough-around-the-edges broccoli from Broccoville to a rap battle. Little did they know, it would spark a war.
Pea-rus opened with a smooth, melodic flow:
Yo, Broc, you're a little green, but I'm the king of the pea game My rhymes are tighter than your florets, you're just a bunch of pain I'm the one with the tiny size, but the big-time skill You're just a big, tough-lookin' veggie, but I'm the real deal still
Broccolius countered with a gruff, streetwise flow:
Hold up, Pea, you think you're small, but I'm the one with the might I'm the king of the tree, where the sun shines bright My florets are like the stars, in the sky so divine You're just a little legume, but I'm the one with the vine
The battle rages on, with more rounds to come. Stay tuned for: