Steamed Peas: The Unsung Heroes of the Bland Vegetable World

Steamed peas: the humble beginnings of a culinary revolution. Once relegated to the fringes of the vegetable crisper, steamed peas now hold court in the pantheon of the gastronomically adventurous.

Boiled Asparagus: The Uninvited Guest

Because who doesn't love a good asparagus-related existential crisis?

Sliced Cucumbers: The Knife-Wielding Thug

A delicate dance of knife and vegetable, a ballet of brutality.