Subpages/Bland-Vegetables/Subpage 8 3: The Unremarkable Adventures of the Mild Onion

Warning, this page contains the thrilling tale of a hero so bland, so unassuming, it's a wonder it's not been forgotten in the annals of history.

The story of the Mild Onion begins with a hero so mild, it made the most exciting thing in its life was being eaten by a toddler at a birthday party.

Follow the journey of the Mild Onion as it navigates the perils of not being spicy, not being crunchy, and not being particularly good for you.

Read on, if you dare...