Lettuce The Sorcerer

Lettuce The Sorcerer, a majestic being from the mystical realm of Lactuca Sativa, has been granting wishes to the inhabitants of this realm with his powerful, leafy magic for centuries.

But beware, for his powers come with a steep price: every time he uses his magic, a portion of his lettuce grows a few centimeters taller, making him harder to hide from the evil Beans of the Dark Side.

Recent Wishes Granted

• Larry from the village of Leafydale wishes for a million dollars and receives a coupon for 5% off at the local market
• The mayor of Lactuca wishes for a new bike and receives a unicycle with training wheels

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