PEA-SONNET 8: A Study in Blandness

A Bland Ode to a Bland Pea

In the depths of the crisper, where the lights are low, A pea sits, unassuming, as if in a show. Its green is dull, its taste, a bore, A culinary sin, or so I've heard before.

Its skin is smooth, its texture, a crime, But to me, it's a snack that's just not mine. I'll take the crackers, the cheese, the wine, But not this pea, with its flavorless shine.

But still, I'll eat it, with a sigh, And pretend it's something I'd rather try.

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