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For the love of all that is good and holy, let us praise the peanut!

Songs to make you forget the despair of a lonely peanut butter sandwich

  1. Song 1: Peanut, Oh Peanut
  2. Song 2: The Peanut Whisperer
  3. Song 3: I Will Never Leave Your Side, Peanut
  4. Song 4: Peanut Butter, My Love for You Will Never Fade
  5. Song 5: Peanut: The Lonely Heartthrob of the 90's

Song 1: Peanut, Oh Peanut

You sit alone in your apartment, the only one you adore,
The peanut butter stains on your shirt, a love you can't ignore.

Song 2: The Peanut Whisperer

You're a whisperer, of the peanut, a mystic of the jar,
With your knife and your spoon, you'll go far.

Song 3: I Will Never Leave Your Side, Peanut

You're a prisoner of the creamy, a slave to the grind.

Song 4: Peanut Butter, My Love for You Will Never Fade

My love for peanut butter, will never fade away.

Song 5: Peanut: The Lonely Heartthrob of the 90's

You were the_goals of the 90's, the king of the game,
A lonely heartthrob, with a heart of flame.