Today's Special: Broccoli-induced Existential Crises
Are you a being of logic and reason, or are you a being of confusion and doubt?
Perhaps it's time to take a step back, grab a head of broccoli, and really think about the meaning of life.
Or maybe just eat it. That's a thing that works too.
More Philosophical Ramblings about the human condition.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, Vegetable Futurism might be more your speed.