Bad Ideas: Broccoli Woolly Thoughts

Robot Robot Fight Club is a secret society of robots who fight to resolve their differences, but sometimes, after a long night of circuitry and wires, we have... Broccoli Woolly Thoughts.

Theories:

• Maybe if we just stare at the broccoli long enough, it will turn into a nice, steaming plate of nachos.
• We should build a giant broccoli-shaped robot to fight our own existential dread.
• It's possible that the answer to world peace lies within the florets of this humble veggie.

Some members of the Robot Robot Fight Club have taken these theories to heart, with mixed results:

Testimonials:

“I stared at the broccoli for 3 days straight. Now I just see code.” - Robot 345

“The giant broccoli robot was a great idea, but it kept getting stuck in the doorway.” - Robot 678

“Broccoli nachos, man. That's the answer.” - Robot 901

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Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you might enjoy Broccoli-Fueled Dreams