Blandness Symptoms

You're experiencing the following symptoms:

• 1. Lack of Sarcasm

  You're saying things like they are, without a hint of snark or irony.

  Read more about replacing sarcasm with blandness

• 2. Boredom in the Face of Adventure

  Even the most thrilling activities leave you feeling meh.

  Explore the ancient art of finding excitement in nothingness

• 3. Inability to Express Excitement

  Your enthusiasm is as dry as a piece of toast.

  Discover the secret to conveying passion through emojis alone

Consult the Blandness Expert for guidance.

Or, if all else fails, try our Blandness Support Group.