BLANK PAGE SYNDROME: A Condition of Unrelenting Nothingness

You've stumbled upon the ultimate manifestation of existential dread.

A blank page, devoid of content, staring back at you with an air of superiority.

A condition so severe, it's a wonder you can still muster the energy to type the URL.

Symptoms include:

• Feeling of emptiness and futility
• Unshakeable sense of dread
• Compulsive desire to click 'refresh' repeatedly

Causes:

• Excessive use of the 'backspace' key
• Failure to provide adequate content
• Unrelenting pursuit of the 'perfect' design

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