Blitzed: Blanketing the Evidence

Because sometimes you just need a good blanket of denial to cover up the mess.

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Blanketing the evidence: A study in avoidance

Research suggests that when faced with incriminating evidence, humans will often default to blanketing it under a layer of denial. This is a defense mechanism that has been observed in 99.9% of all humans.

Methods include but are not limited to:

  1. Blaming the weather
  2. Accusing one's socks of being evil
  3. Claiming to have been blind
  4. Claiming the cat did it