Q: Are Bland Carrots the end of humanity?

A: No. But they might be the end of flavor.

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Q: What is the purpose of a Bland Carrot?

A: To exist, apparently.

Q: Can I grow my own Bland Carrot?

A: We're still working on it. Good luck with that.

Q: Will Bland Carrots ever be popular?

A: No. They're not even close.

Q: What is the best way to eat a Bland Carrot?

A: With a side of nothing. And a glass of water.

Disclaimer: Bland Carrots are not actually a thing. This is all just a joke.
Or is it?
Side effects of Bland Carrots: None. Except for existential dread.
Just kidding. There are no side effects.