Welcome to the physical office of Bland Carrots Inc., where the air is stale and the excitement is nonexistent.
Our office is located in a nondescript building with a sign that reads "Bland Carrots Inc." in faded letters.
To contact us, please use the form below, but be warned: our response time is slower than a sloth on a treadmill.
Our address is: 123 Bland Boulevard, Nowheresville, USA 12345
Our phone number is: 1-800-BLANK-1234 (press 2 for our automated answering machine, press 3 for our human who's secretly a robot)
Our email is: blandcarrots@blandcarrots.com
Take a virtual tour of our thrilling office space!