Welcome to the Break Room Cafeteria!

Where the coffee flows like water and the microwaves never stop!

Here, we serve the finest in bland, institutional food and drinks. Our menu includes:

• Free coffee: Because you're already paying enough for this job.
• Microwaved leftovers from the 80s: Still warm, still questionable.
• Stale donuts: Because who needs freshness, anyway?

Want to see the kitchen in action? Check out the Pantry of Terror for our latest food fight footage.

Need a break from it all? Take a stroll through Our Secret Garden and pretend you're in a different dimension.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try Our Escape Room Challenge and see if you can survive the never-ending meetings!