Blarp Theory is a philosophical framework for understanding the fundamental nature of inconvenience. It posits that all living things are subject to the whims of the universe, which is itself a sentient, capricious entity with a penchant for poking and prodding its inhabitants with sharp sticks and pointy objects.
At its core, Blarp Theory is concerned with the study of the inevitable inconveniences that life throws our way, from the mundane (traffic jams, leaky faucets, and forgotten socks) to the sublime (global pandemics, existential crises, and the impending doom of climate change).
We invite you to join us in exploring the intricacies of Blarp Theory, and to submit your own personal experiences of inconvenience for study and analysis.