Welcome to the official FAQ for Blast Shield Onesies. Because, let's face it, you've got questions.
It's a onesie for the discerning adult who wants to protect themselves from the harsh realities of life with the most basic of tools: a cardboard box, some duct tape, and an attitude problem.
Read the riveting history of Blast Shield Onesies here.
It's simple! Just put it on, stare defiantly at the world, and pretend you're not actually vulnerable to physical harm. Bonus points if you can fit through doorways without ripping it off.
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Of course you can! You can use it as a blanket, a picnic blanket, or even a makeshift sled. The possibilities are endless!
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