BLAST SHIELD ONSEIE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM

Congratulations! You have stumbled upon the most exclusive, the most elite, the most utterly useless certification program in the world. This is not a drill.

By completing our rigorous 12-step course, you will learn the art of holding a brick wall in front of your face for extended periods of time.

Course topics include:

• Brick wall stalling techniques
• The art of ignoring incoming attacks while maintaining a firm grasp on your brick wall
• Defensive maneuvers involving a trusty brick shield

Learn more about brick wall stalling techniques

Enroll in the Brick Shield Tactical Training program

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