Current Status: Critical.
Reason: Unidentified Space Fungus.
Estimated Time to Repair: Indeterminate.
Recommended Action: Please do not attempt to intervene. Your efforts will only result in more problems.
We're currently experiencing some... let's say, unforeseen consequences of our latest shield upgrades. Please stand by while we attempt to repair the damage.
Current Status: Critical.
Reason: Unidentified Space Fungus.
Estimated Time to Repair: Indeterminate.
Recommended Action: Please do not attempt to intervene. Your efforts will only result in more problems.